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October 03, 2007
1st annual dcr patent poetry throwdown --2007
Mr. Michael Schade did an excellent job for the first round of poems. Now, it is time for my creation.
Everyone loves a good limerick….especially when it involves a little bit of “trolling”.
There once was a troll from the city,
who opened the trial with this ditty,
“Now the object of my patent
was to be non-combatant,
I simply just wanted your pity.”
To the rest of PHOSITA…..Bring it.
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In Memoriam
O once a patent
meant ‘to invent’
to labor solitary
to meet 102, 103
in attic or hovel
on an idea for something novel
to use the mind
to create, to find
a way through
to something new
not yet sold, not yet used
and by others unbemused
Now, like picking up a new lover,
a patent is gained if you merely discover
the next step further,
putting one foot before the other
Anything not yet on ice
will suffice
Anything not yet taken
shall not be forsaken
No matter if schlock
provided it block
Why bother being inquisitive
when it’s so easy to be acquisitive
O once a patent
problems solved
was useful to be done
per 101
in ways unseen
by similar men
It had to do
something for you
You had to show
how to make it go
Now no one is skilled
in ordinary art
And what every housewife
(or chemist) knows by heart
has been transformed
beyond the norm
to value rare, though what, can’t say
There’s sure to be some, though, someday
O once a patent
meant to invent
to create, to innovate
A flash of genius was needed, too,
until, of course, 1952
Now men drone
for money, power, and equity
And at great cost
to science and integrity
the Intellectual has been lost
leaving only--
Property.
Posted by: Jane R at October 5, 2007 05:24 PM
