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October 02, 2007
1st Annual DCR Patent Poetry Throwdown--2007
Come one, come all! Patent enthusiasts and poetry lovers unite! In light of 
the last couple of weeks of posting on both the new continuation rules and HR1908, we have decided to lighten the air a bit. Over the next 5 days, each PHOSITAN will be posting his or her best patent-themed poem…and yes PHOSITA® subscribers, after all poems are posted, you may cast your vote to determine which “poet” (and I use the term loosely) will be dubbed “Throwdown” champion. Let the games…err poems begin.
Lamentations of the Nonobvious
Sitting, waiting in anticipation,
In the distance, my Outlook® chimes,
Finalized rules on continuations,
Sixteen independents can be a crime.
Fossiled past is now extinct,
For applications once thought united,
Replaced by thoughts of indistinct,
Claims 1 through 12 elect divided.
Voices sound from anxious sighing,
November One on the horizon,
The sounds of money chings from filing,
To keep your specs and claims from dying.
Fini.
Posted by Michael Schade at 04:22 PM.
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From Save Bodog.com
I’ve taken some time
Coming up with a rhyme
To let the world know
Of my deep personal blow
At first hit with sadness
That descended into madness
I put pen to paper
To describe this heinous caper
I built up a brand
From nothing but sand
With blood sweat and tears
I was successful for years
Then all of a sudden
Quick as a button
In swooped a troll
Demanding a toll
I tried not to pay
Not to give him his way
But he couldn’t be beaten
And my profits were eaten
So let this be a lesson
To count all your blessin’s
And keep you’re your eyes open
For those slimy little bastards
Posted by: Elka Oliver at October 3, 2007 05:12 PM
